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Mick Fauchon (ulmjf@dewey.newcastle.edu.au)
Fri, 22 Sep 1995 13:48:43 +1000 (EST)

Hi, guys,

Just got this one from afriend, and thought you'd all
enjoy it.....

Subj: A tiny bit of O.J. Humor


The Colonel would not be proud

The FAA has a device for testing the strength of windshields
on airplanes. They point this thing at the windshield of the
aircraft and shoot a dead chicken at about the speed the air-
craft normally flies at it. If the windshield doesn't break,
it's likely to survive a real collision with a bird during

The British had recently built a new locomotive that could
pull a train faster than any before it. They were not sure
that its windshield was strong enough so they borrowed the
testing device from the FAA, reset it to approximate the
maximum speed of the locomotive, loaded in the dead chicken,
and fired. The bird went through the windshield, broke the
engineer's chair, and made a major dent in the back wall of
the engine cab.

They were quite surprised with this result, so they asked the
FAA to check the test to see if everything was done correctly.
The FAA checked everything and suggested that they might want
to repeat the test using a thawed chicken.

Enough said?



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